Some pills make me high, like the sound of music.
When Brian was ten, his eldest brother wanted a guitar. His father was pestered until he took his three boys to a music shop, where he bought the eldest a guitar. He then asked his other two sons if they also wanted a musical instrument, being even-handed. The middle brother emulated the elder and asked for a guitar. However, being very young, Brian looked at the biggest thing in the shop and asked for a piano. Kindly, his father said that he could have the piano, if he took lessons.
He took piano lessons from a chain-smoker, which prepared him for the numerous dark and foggy rehearsal rooms he would find himself in. He practiced occasionally, but messing about on the piano was more fun.
The guitars gathered dust and lost their strings.
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