PROFESSOR CHICKEN was born in late summer 1997. He was to be fattened up for an end of term X-mas party and ritually sacrificed amid a frenzy of drink and drugs.
The Professor, however, had other ideas in mind. He experimented furiously, dabbling with the very mysteries of good vibrations, with chickweed and dill, until he was able to a-sexually reproduce and sub-divide into four albumen, thus turning himself into a group. These four albumen decided to become proper musicians.
The following years saw an endless schedule of extensive touring of the first venue that would put them on, accompanied by much merchandising and free gifts (see attached brochure). Everywhere they played, people put down their pints and asked, “Where do they get those hats?”
Before long, the exotic Professor Chicken blend of surf, latino, heavy metal, jazzy rum and coke, shaken well and served with a cherry, had served to excite themselves and influence the world as no one knows it. People they knew nodded sagely at the mention of their name, and newspapers and magazines listed their gigs. The public were almost impressed.
The result of literally hours, relax and enjoy the laid back hard rock big clucking ear shock of the chicken flock. The future is chicken.
THEME FROM PROFESSOR CHICKEN (main theme)
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